finally living in an apartment again, i just want to lay around and eat pretzels and watch netflix.
it feels so nice to be in a bed again.
why is stratford, ct full of so many crazy people?
in a McDonalds while waiting for a sweet tea I witnessed three things that made me want to blast off this earth.
1. Woman ordered a double cheeseburger. She was upset they put two slices of cheese on it because it was not advertised. there was a picture of that particular burger in almost any direction you could have looked, with two slices of cheese on it. she made them remake it.
2. An old man asked for 22 ice cubes in each of his iced coffees. When the cashier shrugs it off he asks for a manager. They proceed to count the ice out together, cube by cube. The old man is not satisfied with the ratio of coffee to ice; asks for a refund.
3. father and son come in and walk in front of everyone and say “we just want coffee… In and out, in and out” no one is satisfied with that so they go to the back of the line (3 people). When they get their coffee the dad takes a sip and spits his giant gulp on to the ground and exclaims, “this is too hot and too sweet”. He throws the coffee away and asks for a new coffee because he is diabetic. However he is not diabetic, his son chastises him for his lie.
Both use voice to text functions on their phones at the same time.
Hell is real.
Nichols ave is it.